Just a question to throw out there!!!

The company my brother works for had a customer the other day come in claiming to be a witch...she was mad as can be...very rude! After the workers finished with her order...she went into the restroom and pooped under the sink...and urinated all over the floor. Assuming this woman isn't crazy (which I think she is a loony)...is there any kind of spell involving poop? This doesn't sound like any of the Wiccan people I know. They are just laughing saying she's crazy too. Just wondering...it was simply to funny of a story not to try and investigate further. Let me know if anyone can dig up anything.